between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Im part way to drunk.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
