Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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