WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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