Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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