you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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