I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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