Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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