were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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