Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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