i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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