I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
