never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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