I love black thongs
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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