So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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