There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
