i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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