Dual....:-)
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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