She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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