Come see our sink grown plant.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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