Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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