so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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