Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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