Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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