Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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