That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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