was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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