you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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