Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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