i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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