PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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