I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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