spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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