If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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