no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
