turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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