just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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