ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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