It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
