My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
