Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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