don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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