I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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