I'm lost and stupid without you.
Small penises have feelings too.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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