we have officially lost it.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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