watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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