He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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