One girl and one boy is just not enough.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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