I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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