I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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