so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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