Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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