There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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